Just killing time.

RIP, Kimberly Ann Pimentel. 9/10.94-10/25/11♥

I'm Gwen Berry. 11/21/94. Mormon. College-bound. Not sure if I'm living or just existing. Join me as I figure it out.

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blackbruise:

person: mr. obama i don’t think its safe to lean back on your cha-
obama: i’m the president, i’ll do what i want.

blackbruise:

person: mr. obama i don’t think its safe to lean back on your cha-

obama: i’m the president, i’ll do what i want.

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im-a-walking-paradox:

vegetarians: would you eat meat if your life depended on it?

maybe if your life was…at steak?

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sharonosbourne:

reallysuperstupid:

sharonosbourne:

they call me “pizza” cuz im saucy

I thought it was because you were cheesy. 

well yoU WERE WRONG

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elessar2931:

the-winchester-initiative:

sherlockisthenight:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

L 

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

*sacrifices a virgin to the dark lord Satan*

image

holy shit this got 100000000000% better

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h0rmonecasserole:

Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay

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  • Me: Shutup you're stupid
  • Classmate: Hey! I'm telling on you
  • His hand shoots up
  • Me: no wait stop
  • Me: no i'm sorry
  • Me: please come on dude
  • Me: pleeeeeeeaaase i'm sorry stop omg
  • Me nearly in tears: I'm so sorry please don't tell her i'm sorry
  • Teacher: Yes?
  • Classmate: Can i use the bathroom?
  • Classmate: *Turns and deviously smiles at me*
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equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

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lanii-girl:

hold on, lemme just grab this FUCKING BASEBALL FLYING AT YOUR HEAD AT 100 MPH for a second

lanii-girl:

hold on, lemme just grab this FUCKING BASEBALL FLYING AT YOUR HEAD AT 100 MPH for a second

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