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  1. lascocks:

    dosiv:

    ALL THE AWARDS

    HOW IS CROWNS FLOAT

    (via stars-i-cannotfathom)

  2. i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”

    because i need money

    what do you want me to say omfg

    I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT

    (via forever-and-alwayss)

  3. forebidden:

    MOM?

    this will always be my favorite post

    this is me everywhere I go

    (via breathein-walkout)

  4. Me going to class

    (via laugh-addict)

  5. yologna:

    yologna:

    what type of flower buys a mothers day card?

    a
    sunflower

    (via funnybro)

  6. feistie:

    A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

    Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

    Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

    Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

    (via superblys)

  7. If they don’t need you, it’s okay. You do not live for other people.
  8. playstation2chainz:

    so ur telling me all mothers were born today

    (via mew-squared)

  9. the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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    A woman’s place is in the House and the Senate.

    Despite being half of the population, women only make up 18.3% of the United States Congress. That’s a number that certainly needs to increase. Sport this shirt to show your support for current and aspiring women in politics.

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    Hurry and order now!

    Also available as a sweater!

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  10. pkmncoordinators:

    By うさお

    Happy Mother’s Day!

    (via naruhodos)