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Items tagged "FREEDOM":

  1. 22 pages of liberty later, I’m going to bed.

    GOODNIGHT BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

    HAVE SWEET DREAMS OF FREEDOM

    Except you jerks that unfollowed me for today, then followed me back now that I’m done, fooey on you, foreigners

    GOODNIGHT!

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  3. louis-tops:

    Niall loves the U.S

    (via amorlouis)

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  4. God bless Amurrica.

    hannahsneakers:

    I wish I was a fish too.

    (via fuckyeahamurica)

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  5. r2sweettooth:

    Guy: send me something sexxxaaayy.
    Me:

    (via fuckyeahamurica)

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  6. katyperryskisses:

    i should be in bed

    but Americans don’t sleep

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  7. phoenixtearsandbutterbeers:

    All I can think about while reading all the freedom and America jokes right now is how much funnier they would be if Ben Franklin had succeeded in making the turkey America’s national bird

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  8. ryanselvy:

    #155 Happy Extreme Independence Day

    (via marilynjade)

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  9. stuck-in-a-day-dreamm:

    no post limit today? TESTING, TESTING, 1 2 FREE

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  10. theblindvisionary:

    ‘Merica jokes…why? BECAUSE ‘MERICA AND I CAN, THAT’S WHY.

    • Freedom, justice and equality for all.
    • Why didn’t the birth control work? Americans are used to coming out of the red, white, and blue uninvited. 
    • I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my freedom ringing.
    • Guys are like firecrackers, not too much excitement and they don’t last too long
    • I want YOU *points like uncle sam* to get me a beer
    • Some people can’t tell the difference between fireworks and gun shots. They’re both protected under the constitution so today I’ll call them freedom pops.
    • Are you a terrorist? You seem to have exploded my ovaries with your weapons of mass seduction. Boom.
    • LAND OF THE FREE *Waves flag that says made in communist china*
    • Senior citizens saying I have “no right” to make jokes about America on independence day? I’d like to see your signatures on the declaration of independence.
    • If you wanna abuse the 1st amendment I will use the 2nd and plead the 5th.
    • BAAAABY YOU’RE A FIREEEEWORK, COME ON LET YOUR COLORS BURST *screams to night sky*
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