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Items tagged "july 4th":

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  2. stuck-in-a-day-dreamm:

    no post limit today? TESTING, TESTING, 1 2 FREE

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  3. theblindvisionary:

    ‘Merica jokes…why? BECAUSE ‘MERICA AND I CAN, THAT’S WHY.

    • Freedom, justice and equality for all.
    • Why didn’t the birth control work? Americans are used to coming out of the red, white, and blue uninvited. 
    • I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my freedom ringing.
    • Guys are like firecrackers, not too much excitement and they don’t last too long
    • I want YOU *points like uncle sam* to get me a beer
    • Some people can’t tell the difference between fireworks and gun shots. They’re both protected under the constitution so today I’ll call them freedom pops.
    • Are you a terrorist? You seem to have exploded my ovaries with your weapons of mass seduction. Boom.
    • LAND OF THE FREE *Waves flag that says made in communist china*
    • Senior citizens saying I have “no right” to make jokes about America on independence day? I’d like to see your signatures on the declaration of independence.
    • If you wanna abuse the 1st amendment I will use the 2nd and plead the 5th.
    • BAAAABY YOU’RE A FIREEEEWORK, COME ON LET YOUR COLORS BURST *screams to night sky*
  4. iheartguns:

    Happy Independence Day!

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  5. supj-sh:

    What kind of tea do Americans drink? Liberty.

    What kind of tea do the British drink?

    Oh, wait,

    we dumped it all

    (via skittlesscorpio)

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  6. supj-sh:

    What kind of tea do Americans drink? Liberty.

    (via tangledwishes-deactivated201211)

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  7. smallcitysecrets:

    You know what you can get in America.
    LIBERTY CHIPS.
    THAT’S RIGHT.

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  8. aswiftboom:

    Hey Americans have you worked out a way to deep-fry your freedom yet?

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  9. aathanasia:

    Happy Birthday!

    (via ma-lachi)

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  10. fuckyeahbroh:

    In America, we don’t grow grass.  We grow FREEDOM.

  11. vintagevictoria:

    Damn right I’m Feeling Lucky. This is America. 

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  12. I’m so going to go over my post limit early today because of freedom

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